Thursday, September 3, 2009

Dawn Fraser split my lip

I didn't see her coming. I tuned in to the morning news & there was the 71 year old swimming champ talking about how she responded to a potential burglar, he came running out & grabbed her around the throat so she:

"grabbed him around the ear and hair and kneed him in the groin"

& then I grinned & then my lip split.

71: legend. I don't usually advocate violence but Dawn, you can split my lip any time.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Oh bother!

Starting to get sick of my emails bouncing back at me with messages like this:

"The MessageLabs Content Control service has identified that an
email sent by you may contain inappropriate content
according to the policy rules established by either your organisation
or the intended recipient's organisation.
RULE: Profanity"
Cannot get myself to type 'c**nts' though, or, even weirder 'cnuts'. Wacky double-speak web nannies! This is not 1984!