Thursday, September 3, 2009

Dawn Fraser split my lip

I didn't see her coming. I tuned in to the morning news & there was the 71 year old swimming champ talking about how she responded to a potential burglar, he came running out & grabbed her around the throat so she:

"grabbed him around the ear and hair and kneed him in the groin"

& then I grinned & then my lip split.

71: legend. I don't usually advocate violence but Dawn, you can split my lip any time.


LABANAN said...

I like that she knew what to do. Or didn't freak out. Not like me. When I thought there was a real bear on our trail after imagining him for ages, I said in a big loud weeny voice - Ok Ok, we're leaving right now! Gawd.

Anonymous said...

Если врач знает название вашей болезни, это еще не значит, что он знает что это такое. Никогда не приписывай человеческой зловредности того, что можно объяснить обыкновенной глупостью. Человек может долго жить на деньги которые он ждет. Реальность это иллюзия вызываемая отсутствием алкоголя. Женщины едят за разговорами, мужчины едят заедой.

Casey said...

Labanan - I think your response was equally impressive - verbal negotiation with a bear! You obviously convinced it, real or imaginary, to piss off so job well done.