Monday, July 5, 2010

Double Your Wardrobe OVERNIGHT! Ask me how!

I've always thought that lesbianism would be a good move, from a clothing perspective. And it's true! Having a girlfriend means that I now have a partner who smells lovely, doesn't give me stubble rash, can lend me tampons & lipstick if I forget mine &, most delightfully, has doubled my wardrobe.

Knits & jackets & slacks & heels. It's all very wonderful, I highly recommend it.


Anonymous said...

ooooh case. am i allowed to be jealous? and secretly titillated by the family scandal ;)

Petunia Skunk said...

i always wanted a sister for the wardrobe factor but i think your way has more perks!

Elle said...