Yes! Hallelujah! I was lost, penniless, desperately scraping coins from the floor when
looked down upon me and said 'Behold! Casey! Do not despair!'
Gather about you all your little ones and store them in this divine cunt-purse which I have miraculously called forth as a Christmas gift for thee from the interweb...
And ye shall find peace and joy...
And so it was said, and so it was done.
Merry Cuntmas, Amen.