Jane Fonda said 'cunt' on air. The Today show decided to apologise for this. The current top news items on the show are a baby who got a pencil stuck in its neck and the 'story' behind the release of some racey pictures of a beauty pageant runner-up. I am eagerly awaiting the apology for these.
"We would do nothing to offend the audience." Well, I find your blandness offensive, but I guess I'm not really your audience.