This post goes out to the remarkable Ms PolkaDot who manages to consistently create adorable crafts that are NOT benign. No mean feat, in my book.
There have been a rash of 'crafts' infesting the artsy stores & gallerys of this town for some time depicting blank-faced misses doing sweet fuck-all and I am disturbed. I am very disturbed.
Where are their hands? Do they have hands?
Why do they spend an inordinate amount of time swinging?
But they're never shown climbing up to the swing??
And for God's sake - tell me where their mouths have gone!
They either have tiny puckered up (closed) pinch-pot lips or
NO MOUTH AT ALL
It is extremely creepy.