Friday, August 12, 2011

Is non-reproductive sex natural & wondrous? Is the Pope Catholic?

I have recently returned from an epic cunt pilgrimage. I actually re-routed my entire European trip & added Rome in to the itinerary specifically for this pilgrimage because I am a true believer.
In Cunts I Trust.

The destination was Vatican City, the Basilica. A place of grand & majestic beauty...


awe-inspiring ....



& eerily cunt-free....


Even the little girl cherubs had to cover their bits up while the little boy cherubs dangled free. Weird. Obviously the Basilica was in urgent need of some pussifying. Which is where I came in.

I lovingly constructed a pair of cunts...


With lesbian love motifs...




I then attached heels to the backs...















& strung them together.


Normally I would fling the cunts up over power lines, referencing the running shoes flung up by gangs to claim their territory, as my own way of reclaiming the streets for women. But for my lesbian-love cunts I had something loftier in mind. I had my eyes set on the Basilica.


I was quite nervous 'cause I'd never been to Vatican City before. There were approximately 1 kazillion tourists, nuns, priests & coppers shuffling about & numerous bag-checks to get through before I could get access to the dome. With all of that plus the Wrath Of God hovering in the air I felt quietly terrified. So I knew it was a good thing to do.

In Australia same-sex couples still can't legally say 'I do' to each other, in most states they can't jointly adopt & it is legal for faith-based organisations to discriminate against people based on their gender or sexuality. I personally know people who work in Catholic organisations who conceal and lie about their sexuality because of fear of losing their jobs. This is incredibly fucked-up.

Massive beauty becomes hideously ugly when it tramples on small & fragile beauty such as the love between two people of the same gender. So, I set out to climb the dome, & gift the Basilica with my Lesbian-Love Cunts.

It took hours to get through the cues & the security checks & the narrow spiraling staircase in the upper-dome was choccas with tourists & lined with security cameras but I managed to duck to the side for a moment...


pretend I was fascinated with the meshing on one of the windows, push it out a little...

& let the lesbian cunt love fly


Unfortunately the window I shoved them out of faced onto a part of Vatican City closed off to plebs so I had to go way outside the walls of the city to get some photos...


You can just make them out, glinting in the afternoon sun.

It's a pity I couldn't get a closer shot but in a way I like the idea of the Lesbian Love-Cunts having a private viewing with the Pope & his cronies. I do, I do, I do.

7 comments:

Gila said...

Well done! I have been there and know what you mean about the gazzilions of people. Sneaky pixie. Love the idea of your lesbian love cunts hanging out on the basilica like a silent challange to catholic idiocy.:)

Sarah said...

have you had an update to know if they are still there?

Casey said...

Yaah- so many people - so much waiting waiting waiting. Holidays are hard bloody work!
I'm not sure if they're still there. I actually think I could have gotten a much better shot from the museum but I was disorientated & by the time I'd figured that out they'd closed for the day. If anyone goes there have a look & let me know!

Anonymous said...

Casey, you are such a creative gem of an ambassador...I bow my head and applaud you xxx By the way, I hafta be anonymous from now on as my lil boy and lil gal drawing blogs are linked up to this one and I cant figure out how just to hide this title one from them...so the kids are in Danger of reading and seeing CUNTS and may end up thinking that cunts are actually Normal and that ,God Forbid, cunts are where they have come from!
It's a business decision...I need kids to see their art on my blogs without getting distracted thus making me lose business. Sorry if this seems pathetically backward!! Mars XX

Casey said...

Haha - you do what you gotta do, babe - no one will be forced to expose their cunt here! x

rayna said...

Wonderful.

Petunia Skunk said...

you are so clever and daring! x